I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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