But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
