i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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