he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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