Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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