Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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