do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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