she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
