My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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