He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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