Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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