Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If I have put a neon โvacancyโ sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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