My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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