idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
a search helicopter?!
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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