Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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