Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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