did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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