I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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