Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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