stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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