im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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