would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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