I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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