she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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