First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
