I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
