we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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