did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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