I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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