1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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