return my video game
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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