Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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