Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
40s are totally the cure
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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