I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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