I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
