I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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