I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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