she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
