on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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