found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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