All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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