ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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