Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
50% drunk capacity currently
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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