Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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