So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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