You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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