So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
