the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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