Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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