Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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