No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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